Shock and Awe

Hasso. What else could it be?

This reminds me of a middle-school English paper:

So here we are again, fellow sufferers, on the verge of upsetting the rhythm of our lives.

Or rather, letting the government upset our personal and work routines for no conceivably justifiable reason at all.

I am speaking, naturally, of the impending change in the official time. As you know, having been reminded in the press and on the air, that it takes place at 2 Sunday morning, which becomes 1 a.m. instead.

Sometimes I think 'Hasso Hering' is the pen name that various writers at the Heritage Foundation use when they want to write on something other than foreign policy.

Though I'm not sure who is less coherent - William Kristol or Hasso Hering. It's a close one.